It's too late for me... save the sandwich.
oyveyzqueer:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah

oyveyzqueer:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah

youbroketheinternet:

what an amazing movie

This movie will always have a special place in my heart. Forrest’s dedication to Jenny despite her other interests for most of the movie is so intense, and that speech  to her tree always makes my eyes water.

The past few days have had me feeling quite bummed but a text from an excited baby sister about dance competitions still manages to get a smile out of me. I’ll take it.

The past few days have had me feeling quite bummed but a text from an excited baby sister about dance competitions still manages to get a smile out of me. I’ll take it.

disney:

Push the limits of your imagination.

disney:

Push the limits of your imagination.

vintagemickeymouse:

The Mad Doctor - 1933

vintagemickeymouse:

The Mad Doctor - 1933

Chris Hadfield, with an awesome cover of David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” from the International Space Station. Gonna miss his cool photos from Space on tumblr.

teh-evil-twin:

mitigatedwrath:


Save it

NO ONE GETS REJECTED LIKE GASTON

I like how he is sad, and then he looks at how big his muscles are and then he is happy again

teh-evil-twin:

mitigatedwrath:

Save it

NO ONE GETS REJECTED LIKE GASTON

I like how he is sad, and then he looks at how big his muscles are and then he is happy again

humansofnewyork:

The man in the top hat was rapping for tips. When someone made a donation, he’d ask their name, then build a rap around their name. When this boy walked by, however, he gave him a rap, free of charge: 
“Damien, listen,Mom and Dad will always be your best friend.You got a problem that’s about to take you over?Take it,and put it,on Mom and Dad’s shoulders…”

humansofnewyork:

The man in the top hat was rapping for tips. When someone made a donation, he’d ask their name, then build a rap around their name. When this boy walked by, however, he gave him a rap, free of charge: 

“Damien, listen,
Mom and Dad will always be your best friend.
You got a problem that’s about to take you over?
Take it,
and put it,
on Mom and Dad’s shoulders…”

disney:

13 Things You’re Never Too Old For

bogarted:

“Just to see him walk down the street…to me is worth the price of admission” - Sammy Davis Jr

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRED ASTAIRE!

Gotta love Fred Astaire.